The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2009! PANTY PARTY!

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is happening tonight at 10/9 central on CBS and you know there is going to be cheeks for days! Usually ladies in lingerie on a stage with an audience watching them screams hot mess! But there is no pole (that I am aware of) and it's Vicky Secrets so it is OK!

And how about that Heidi Klum?! She had a baby mere weeks before the VSFS took place at the Lexington Armory in New York on November 19th and she still strapped on her cat walking heels and hit the ground posing! GET IT HEIDI!

The other well known VS models that will be strutting it up will include Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes and Miranda Kerr. Marisa Miller will be there too but she has a special job. She has the honor of wearing the $3 million Harlequin Fantasy Bra designed by renowned Italian jeweler Damiani. That's right I said it! 3 MILLION DOLLARS FOR A BRA?! Country singer (she still does that right?) Gretchen Wilson once said that she could get the same damn thing as Victoria's Secret on a Wal-Mart shelf half price. Sorry Gretch, but I don't think that WM will be carrying half price Harlequin Fantasy Bras anytime soon! And what would one do with a Bra like that? You would have to be very careful with who you picked to give that bra to. You couldn't give it to a hoochie because you know how they loose things. Can you imagine that awkward after-last-night phone call? "Girl, do you remember where that guy from last night lives? I think I left my Harlequin Fantasy Bra at his apartment. Will you go with me to get it and then we can have brunch?" LAWD you know it would happen!

Getting back to the fashion show! Music will be provided (like it's a cocktail party) by the Black Eyed Peas! I am really excited that they are apart of this (and by they I mean Fergie!) Now don't get me wrong, I LOVES ME SOME PEAS, but you all know that Fergie is my favorite.


ABOVE: The Black Eyed Peas looking fierce for their Victoria's Secrets Fashion Show performance! GET IT FERGIE AND GET IT Will.i.am with that keytar!

With The Peas, Heidi Klum, Celebs, the Harlequin Fantasy Bra, and VS, it is sure to be a spectacle for sure! If you want to chime in on all the action, feel free to leave a comment OR you can join me tonight at 10/9 central as I live Tweet via my Twitter name, @jonvaldez! Oh you know I will have plenty to say!