Lindsay Lohan's Shoes Explode White Powder: UTTER LINSANITY!

Celebrity gossip site Socialite Life posted a story about Linsanity's shoe exploding white powder as she was leaving a friends house Saturday night.

You know how girls get together and sometimes bake things before they head out. Perhaps some flour got in her triple platform situations before she left or someone pulled a prank on her. WHAT?! It could happen... FINE! I just feel really bad for Lohan. The Mean Girls fan in me wants the best for Cady!

Last week she was denied access to a Victoria Secret's party at Trousdale in L.A. (which I heard was amazing from an inside source) and before that she was denied access to several fashion week events last February according to NY Daily News.

That must be a horrible feeling but at the same time, LOHAN GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER! Really? If you would have not been so sassy when people started liking you and kept your red hair and stayed away from certain undisclosed lazy eyed people then MAYBE your shoes would not look like an express train leaving the station for Hot Mess City!



Above: The pure definition of a HOT HEATED MESS! All aboard the express train to Hot Mess City! CHOO CHOO!

The really sad thing is that there are rumors that her friends are really worried about her. It would be amazing if she could get her life in order. YOU CAN DO IT LINSANITY!!!

Just another typical night out when you are Livin' La Vida Lohan!