Ke$ha Shoots Glitter and Custom Condoms Into Crowd On "Get Sleazy" Spring Tour
Now when your boo makes you feel like a love sick crack head at a Ke$ha concert you can feel a bit more at ease about what might happen af...
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Now when your boo makes you feel like a love sick crack head at a Ke$ha concert you can feel a bit more at ease about what might happen after the $how.
Pop music’s resident bad girl (with questionable hygene), Ke$ha, is cleaning up her act on tour, adding LifeStyle condoms to her signature glitter cannon for her "Get Sleazy" Spring 2011 Tour.
The whiskey mouthed singer is known for bringing her glitter cannon on stage, dousing fans in glitter & confetti during each show. This year, Ke$ha is helping fans play it safe while getting sleazy by supplying them with tools for safe sex.
Additionally, concert-goers can also pick up custom Ke$ha condoms (see above picture) which are LifeStyles Condoms emblazoned in Ke$ha-wrapped packaging.
Um, can we talk about how this story is a borderline hot mess, but this IS Ke$ha to the dollar sign. I loves me some Ke$ha and can we talk about how she has a glitter cannon? I am sure that Ke$ha's songs have been instrumental in many a crazy night so at least she is supplying her fans with easy access to safe options. How many people can say that they have their own condom?
I had so much fun seeing her perform last year at the Casio event. The thing I love about her is that she admits that she is a hot heated whiskey covered mess. Also, her songs are really fun to get crunk to in the club.
The question to ask yourself now is, Are you REALLY going to use a condom that was shot out of a glitter cannon? Also, Imma need you to wear some goggles or some other form of protective eyewear because the last thing you need is a cut in your eye from a flying Ke$ha condom (explain that in the emergency room).
In bed, life or at a Ke$sha concert, always be safe and wrap up yo life!
Above: Somehow a torn Ke$ha condom abandoned on the floor just seems right for this story.
I would use a condom shot out of a glitter cannon. Safety first. I'm a safety girl.
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