Lindsay Lohan Packs For Rehab with 270 Looks

Lindsay Lohan's Instagram Photo of her packing for her court-ordered 90-day rehab stint via Us Weekly.com

When a court orders you to go to rehab for 90 days, the first thing you think of is "What am I going to wear, y'all?" Well, you do when you are Living La Vida Lohan!  Lindsanity pleaded no contest to lying to police and reckless driving via the charges stemmed from a June 2012 car crash in Santa Monica, California. As part of her plea deal, the Mean Girls actress was sentenced to a spend 90 days in a locked-down rehab facility.  The caption to the above photo was "90 days and 270 looks."

To be fair, 90 days is a long time. I mean you have to do a breakfast look, a lunch look, a dinner look, a game time look, a check in look, a check out look... Also don't forget all of the rehab street style photos that you have to post on instagram.  (#Rehab, #Rehabstyle #ROOTD, #Lihab, #Day15, #SS13) And what if Bill Cunningham bikes by?  Let's be real, all the programs I am guessing you have to do while in rehab leave you no time to pull options for an editorial photo shoot that might happen.  For all you know a photographer could also be in rehab at the same time and a girl has to be prepared!

OJ&B contacted the rehab facility and received a copy of the dress code.  It goes as follows:

• You can't wear a tank top two days in a row.
• You can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week (So I guess you picked today).
• Only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays
• On Wednesdays we wear pink

Now, if Lilo break any of these rules, she gets kicked out and can't sit with the plastics at lunch.

So as you can see, there is a lot of pressure for a gal to look good during her rehab stint.  You don't wanna look all Messica Alba!

In the words of Sonja Morgan from the Real Housewives of New York City:

Here's hopping that lohan gets her life together!