Roll Into Fall With Saint Laurent's Roller Skate Stilettos

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The Anya 100 Patch Pump Roller from Saint Laurent by Anthony Vaccarello 

You may be ready to roll into fall but thanks to Saint Laurent you can literally ROLL into fall.  Saint Laurent has releast the Anya 100 Patch Pump Roller by Anthony Vaccarello and I am here for them henny!

The first thing I thought of when I saw these shoes was how glam a night at out the roller rink with your best gal pals would be... And by that I mean Jessica Simpson's iconic music video for her 2006 bop "Public Affair."

I mean, how much more glamorous would it have been if instead of Jessica and her Squad (which included Christina Applegate among others) being handed these...

Andy Dick in the Jessica Simpson music video for "Public Affair"

Andy Dick handed them these...

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The Anya 100 Patch Pump Roller from Saint Laurent by Anthony Vaccarello 

If you live in a big city like NYC then you you know you can't stand it when someone walks into you on a crowded street.  I guess now we have to worry about wayward people SKATING into you?  After midnight please beware of drunken gals and gays skating their way home.  I guess you can always hold on to the back of a cab or Uber going towards the direction of your apartment?

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The Anya 100 Patch Pump Roller from Saint Laurent by Anthony Vaccarello 

Buyer beware though!  You really have to bring some flats to change into if you decide to rock this look. Can you imagine having to do the SKATE OF SHAME home the next day after a random hook up?! I would be like "Gurl, can you push me up a few blocks? Imma need to squat for a second."

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The Anya 100 Patch Pump Roller from Saint Laurent by Anthony Vaccarello 

I think these are the kind of shoes were you really cannot get the knock offs in Chinatown or at those stores that always do the look for less (y'all know who I am talking about).  Heaven forbid if your skate comes flying off!  These could also be an ultra fabulous art piece!

Whatever you decide to do with them, if you get a pair please hit me up and let me know! Oh, and Saint Laurent? Can you throw a pair my way so I can do a cute OOTD shot on Instagram? Maybe I will do a Instvid or story in that will look just like this (you gotta picture me in Jessica's outfit and hair okrrr):

Jessica Simpson and her squad skating in her music video for "Public Affair"